commiegoth:

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

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unpretty:

unpretty:

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

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chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

imakegoodchoices:

halalbarbie:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck


fyeahbroadway:

The original Broadway company of West Side Story including Carol Lawrence, Larry Kert, and Chita Rivera in rehearsal with Jerome Robbins, Leonard Bernstein, and Stephen Sondheim at the piano. Magnificent gifs by Doug Reside, curator of the Billy Rose Theatre Division of the @nypl.

cheeso:

splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)